Butthead

"BEVIS said...oh man...this is gonna be fan-fricken-fantastic. They're gonna do a phone call thing about me! I wonder what it'll be!!! It's gotta have lesbian sex, I mean it's just gotta! Fan-fricken-tastic. I mean, I hope they don't pick on me just because I like leaving long comments and called Mattyb gut-wrenchingly familiar and...and...and...oh man, WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY GONNA DO! I'm dying here! Does Sherriff know that I've been away for ALMOST TEN MONTHS? I mean I don't even know who the fuck this Sherriff guy is! WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. Bevis said....Bevis said....Ok. Bevis said that Bevis is going to dial the number now. Here we go. I'm going to dial now...hehehehehe.....FAN-FRICKEN-TASTIC!!!!! Oh and Nadine, they've gotta do a schtick about Nadine...and Fits, And...awwww...imagine a threeway with them...fan-fricken-tastic! Bevis said...here we go..."





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"hello-si doosy?"



"Hello sir we have a collect call for you from a Bevis. Do you accept the charges?"


"No"




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"BEVIS said...mother-fuckers"