Funnier Without Pictures = )

Hi there. *Ring Ring* would like to apologize to the tens of thousands of fans in the United States, England, Canada, Australia... basically all the countries where a loyal cult *Ring Ring* following has gotten started.

Well, as most of you Ring Ring fans already know by now from reading all about it on the "internerd" websites, the fellow "creators" and I had a falling out over who owned the Ring Ring movie rights and it got pretty down right nasty between us at times. Was it YGWIN who owned the right because we just invited her because she was funny and a girl and we like girls who are funny and have luscious pouty lips? Maybe In fact.. One time YGWIN and I were stranded on a secluded beach together and she got bitten by a sand cobra on her very upper inner thigh region* and I had no choice but to suck the deadly snake poison out. YGWIN and I grew closer after that. When Sherriff learned of this special friendship it caused Sherriff to fly into a caffeine-infused crying fit/rage/pout.

That's why I got a call from the law offices of Slim E. Bastard. Sorry I have to change the attorney guy's actual name for obvious legal reasons. So this guy goes on and on about how the movie rights belong to Sheriff because it was his idea to take my original concept in the first place. That's right, Sheriff did in fact blatantly steal my idea of making frequent use of the picture conversations or captions to convey comedic comedy. Also called the "Ha Ha." That's right, he took it and I was all pretending to be flattered because of our friendship and what not but looking back now I can see that's when things began to fall. Shortly afterwards the entire Ring Ring writing staff had turned on each other. Words were said, phrases were used, grandmothers were kidnapped. It's regrettable. We all wanted to just work past it but once the lawyers were involved it got complicated and out of hand. At one point my lawyer advised me to launch a counter suit against Sherriff's attorney for emotional distress for taking us to court. I didn't know our lawyer represented both me and Sherriff at that time.

Anyway we lost or sponsorship and our funding for the Ring Ring project as a result of the negative trail of publicity and also my habit of luring our sponsors reps to old abandonded buildings and stabbing them with a knife. Yes, funding was lost and I may have said some things I should not have said and stabbed some folks I probably shouldn't have stabbed. They say hindsight is 20/20 but say the past is past and life is for the living. Did I do these things? Yes, regretably I did. But damn, how many times do I have to say "I'm sorry" before you will love me and hold me again?

Personally I took many positives away from the whole messy incident. I think Ring Rings are much funnier now that we have decided to stop using any pictures at all because of the numerous copyright problems we encountered. They're more lean and edgy and raw. When you don't have pictures to rely on the writing has got to be much more alot sharper. I think the pictures were a comedy crutch. You be the judge. Compare this new Ring Ring to the crappy picture Ring Rings you've seen before.

Again, thanks to the fans who stuck by us (me) during this complicated time in the Ring Ring Saga (History).


*Ring Ring*

=0 Hello?
= ) Hi, why are you calling me at 4am? What's so important that it can't wait?

=0 I'm having your baby.

= ) What the heck?! My baby?! That's impossible! Men can't give birth.
= 0 No, no, no. I'm a cannibal. I meant to explain that I was having your baby for my supper.

=0!!!! Gasp!

THE END

So, am i right isn't it funnier without the pictures?






* Vagina