Fetish ME and I'll Fetish YOU!

*ring*

*ring*




"Yeah?"





"Hey there Sherriff. It's YGWIN."





"BITCH!"





"I know... I know... I'm calling to apologize! Here, let me get Kranki on the line. This is for him, too."


*ring*

*ring*




"Krankiboy Khronicles, this is Kranki."





"Don't hang up!"




"Oh, it's YOU!"



"I know the nerve of some people. You'd think they were raised in a barn!"




"Et tu, Sherriff?"





"Hey now, she called ME up and..."




"Guys, simmer down... let me explain."



"I don't want any more of your EXCUSES!"




"EXACTLY!"




"I mean come on, I'm more than a hot Asian fetish..."




"You make us feel so.... ashamed... and soiled... with your innuendoes!"



"I know. I've started sensitivity classes and..."




"You've said that BEFORE!"



"And no more e-mails either!"



*shudder*

"Oh God, you get them too?"



"I don't know who invented the chopsticks, damn you! So stop asking!"




"And I don't know if Chinese stars can be used like boomerangs! I'm Japanese for Christ's sake!"



"I'm so ashamed of myself... using you, my amigos, as mouthpieces for an entire amalgamation of cultures like that!"





"SEE! There you go again with the mouthpieces shit...!"



"Wait, I didn't mean it like that... I..."



"You sicken me."



*ring*

*ring*




"Hold up guys... my cellio's ringing off the hook today!"


(pause)


"Hello?"




"Hey baby, you ready?"



*breathless*

"Almost, I just need to finish something..."



"Well hurry it up. I've been Ninja training all day and I need a lil' action from my fav pony..."



"NINJA training? I'll be right over!"



"Good. Green tea and wasabi body shots in half an hour... be here!"



*click*





"Oh, hey guys... sorry about that... I, um... well... SupersorrybutIHAVEtagonow!"




"You have such a problem."



"I weep for you."



teehehehehe... sorry to interrupt... I'm rooking for big board to put cooking on... teehehehehee




"BUSTED!"



"Big time!"



"Hurry... it getting cold! teeheeeee"




"Gotta go guys... Heart ya and all that! We'll talk soon... Kisses!"



*click*






"Westerners and their over commoditization of fetishes!"



"Pathetic. Hey, lets go down to the bar and pick us up some slutty, big tittied, blonde backpackers!"



"Golden, those bitches are ripe for a little Samurai action... Heee ya!"



"See ya in 20. I'll bring my sword."



"What should I wear?


*click*