Dial S for Steve

"So, what you're saying is any physical theory is always provisional, in the sense that it is only a hypothesis: you can never prove it. No matter how many times the results of experiments agree with some theory, you can never be sure that the next time the result will not contradict the theory. On the other hand, you can disprove a theory by finding even a single observation that disagrees with the predictions of the theory... Each time new experiments are observed to agree with the predictions the theory survives, and our confidence in it is increased; but if ever a new observation is found to disagree, we have to abandon or modify the theory..."


[exactly]



"It seems to me that today's scientists describe the universe in terms of two basic partial theories - the general theory of relativity and quantum mechanics... The general theory of relativity describes the force of gravity and the large-scale structure of the universe, that is, the structure on scales from only a few miles to as large as a million million million million (1 with twenty-four zeros after it) miles, the size of the observable universe. Quantum mechanics, on the other hands, deals with phenomena on extremely small scales, such as a millionth of a millionth of an inch. Unfortunately, however, these two theories are known to be inconsistent with each other - they cannot both be correct..."


[no. they cannot. i agree wholeheartedly]



"Interesting. So the discovery of a complete unified theory, therefore, may not aid the survival of our species. It may not even affect our life-style. But ever since the dawn of civilization, people have not been content to see events as unconnected and inexplicable. They have craved an understanding of the underlying order in the world. Today we still yearn to know why we are here and where we came from. Humanity's deepest desire for knowledge is justification enough for our continuing quest. And our goal is nothing less than a complete description of the universe we live in..."


[that's exactly what i feel]


"Ok...well thanks for clearing that up"


[ok johhny. now switch my legs with a nice strong piece of birch]


"........"


[steven likes it when you hit his legs]


".....um....."


[oh. oh. nursey hurt steven. harder johnny harder]




*click*




*ring ring*




*ring ring*






"Keanu speaking"


[switch stevies legs]


"Hey steve, listen man, i'm at work right now..."


[switch stevies legs]


"Dude...I'm AT WORK"


[switch stevies legs]


"Listen baby, you know I like it but, the boss is really giving me a hard time right5 now, if I got caught..."


[switch stevies legs]


"Ok, listen...let me just check if he's around..."







































"Cool he's gone. Ok Stevie...I'm gonna switch you good...wait, wait...I thought I heard something..."




































"Hmm...just the cleaner..."


[switch stevies legs]


"Ok baby, you ready? I've got a nice strong piece of birch..."


[SWITCH STEVEN'S LEGS! SWITCH STEVEN'S LEGS!]


"Ok, but first...I'm gonna look out again....You want me to look again? I can look again..."


[NO! switch stevies legs]


"I'll look again. Hang on..."








"Still nothing. You want me to keep an eye out?"


[switch stevies legs. i am getting impatient and sad.]


"Hey I can do impatient and sad...Like in that movie I done."


[......]


"Did you think I was good in it?"


[........]


"Hehehe......great.....I kick that computer's ass"


[switch stevies legs]


"I'm a secret agent!"


[stevie go now....]